If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Trade secrets

No freedom is absolute.

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Fraud

Terroristic threats

Perjury

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

And much, much more.

Child pornography

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

What is something you'd rate 10/10?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Revenge porn

False advertising

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Conspiracy

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

HIPAA violations

Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?

Insurrection

Insider trading

Threats of violence

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Revealing classified information

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.